How do I register my business

Federal law guarantees your right to ask how to register your business. It does not guarantee an answer, but this is one.

Before you begin

Print this page and bring it with you. Do not bring this page with you.
Pay the processing fee in exact change, using a coin that has not been minted yet.
Visit the Federal Commission on Committees weekdays from noon to 11:59 a.m.. Take a number. Keep the number; you may be asked to return it.
Attach your permanent record with a paperclip. Staples will be returned. Paperclips will be kept.

Once approved, you will receive a letter explaining that you will receive a letter.

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