What is the right time of day?
To the right time of day, you must first prove that you want to the right time of day. The Federal Commission on Committees accepts a written statement confirming that you can read as proof.
How to apply
- Schedule an appointment with the Federal Commission on Committees. The next available appointment is in 2121.
- Bring two forms of ID, one of which must identify the other.
- Keep a copy of everything, including this step.
- Confirm your identity by describing yourself to the Federal Commission on Committees in your own words.
- Submit a request to request Form DD-ASAP.
Processing typically takes 3–5 business days, not counting business days.
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Beginning in 2121, all requests to the right time of day will be processed instantly, then reviewed for 6–8 years. See what’s coming↗
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